Sometimes the best intentions get side tracked. This week was was no exception. Too many kids, too many dogs, guinea pigs, no food in the house, complete with a teacher planning day is a recipe for chaos. Just glad this is a new week and I can start fresh.
I'm back and have been tagged for my very first meme by Silly. Wish me luck!
1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
A certain German fraulein who made my life a living hell for 3 years. Mean, nasty and spiteful always with a smile on her face. A chapter of my life better off forgotten.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Richard Marx
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
My ex-SIL. A dumb and destructive woman.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
My favorite food. This is like asking my favorite child. If I have to answer...Gruyere.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?
Thanksgiving Leftover Sandwich. Turkey, stuffing, cranberries, sweet potatoes, on thick white bread. Mmmm. Delicious!
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Colin Firth
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?
Harry Connick Jr.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Yarn
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Paris
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?
Go to the Paris Flea Market
11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is...?
I don't drink often enough to know the name of anything. A wine I guess.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
The 50s. I love the fashion, the New Look. Everything was so stylish.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No rats or mice allowed.
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
Life as We Know It. A show about nothing, except with kids.
15. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuckity-fuck-fuck. I say it all the time in my head.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Tell them to go back to bed.
17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?
Laptop
18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Write letters to my children about how important and loved they are, and share my thoughts with them for the future. Give them each a hug and kiss good-bye.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Super speed.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
The first time we met our children.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
My sisters childhood leukemia
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Isle of Skye, Scotland
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
I haven't been in a bar in ages. I have no idea. How 'bout one in New Orleans?
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out... I can FLOAT!"?
Silly, because she'd really appreciate it.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
Phil Hartman
26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
Timmy. I agree.
27. What's your theme song?
Stuff Like That There by Betty Hutton ot Bette Middler
Thanks Silly for helping me to get started.
We are proud of you, say, we are proud of you *clap clap*
Posted by: silly | October 16, 2006 at 08:07 AM
Ohhh... Colin Firth...an excellent choice. Just watched P & P for the 80th time two days ago. I love Colin Firth. I love him like I used to love the Ricker.
Posted by: melissa | October 16, 2006 at 07:50 PM